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What Can I Do For Ya?

I was once wearing a green sweater vest in Target and was asked if
I worked there. Your question could not possibly be more absurd... fire away!

Thank you for submitting, you can expect a response from me within 24 to 48 hours!


If your concerns are urgent I will consider flying to you ASAP. You will have to pay for the ticket of course...

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